Carli was posing on top of the dryer, doing laundry in her undies. All I said was that, "I wish we had someone small enough to fit in the dryer."
This is the result of what happened next.
Strobist info: WL 1600 in 2x3' softbox horizontally, above camera right. SB-800 in dryer. Photo straight from the camera.
Remember, tumble-dry on high heat only.